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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.  While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."  The man thought about it and told him he  would just have her shipped home.   

The  undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it  would be wonderful to be buried here and you  would spend only  $150?"

The man  replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."